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Aries
(March 21-April 19):
Be careful any time you come across stairs this week.  One of the steps will be extra icy, and there’s a good chance you will fall to the ground.  A trip to the clinic is not exactly what you need in between studying for finals.

Taurus
(April 20-May 20):
Don’t be afraid to get a little festive.  Throw some lights up, watch “Elf,” and feast on cookies and eggnog.  There’s no better cure for pre-finals stress than taking in some sweets and the comedic stylings of Will Ferrell.

Gemini
(May 21-June 21):
You’re usually carefree but something has got you down right now.  Whether it be your work, social life, or finances, you’ve got to get out of this funk or else you’ll be known as the Grinch for years to come.  And let’s face it, green is not your best color.

cancer
(June 22-July 22):
Food is a little bit of an issue this week.  Nobody is telling to you stop with the holiday treats, just don’t substitute them for actual meals.  If you want to keep the flu at bay, stock up on veggies, as a side to your candy of course.

Leo
(July 23-Aug. 22):
The chill in the air is not an excuse to wear black every day.  People are starting to feel bad for you because they think you are in a constant state of grief.  Add some color to that wardrobe and spice it up for the holidays.

Virgo
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
“Can you feel the love tonight…” is a particularly important song for you right now.  Romance is most certainly in the air, and watching classic Disney films has just the right amount of childish faith you need to inspire you to go for it!

Libra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 23):
Keep your eyes open for Abe’s face on a penny anywhere you go.  The stars are aligned in such a way that you’ve got more luck than you know what to do with.  For that matter, don’t stop with lucky pennies, try the California Lotto.  Go big, or go home!

Scorpio
(Oct. 24-Nov. 21):
Shopping is your thing, but before you reduce your checking account to zero, make a list of all the things you need.  Once you’ve dutifully stuck to your list, feel free to splurge on the thing that you’ve been eyeing for weeks.

Sagittarius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
You might want to start thinking of a story you can tell everyone over break as to why there are so many holes in your body.  Grandma doesn’t like piercings, and if Grandma isn’t happy, nobody is happy.

Capricorn
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Creativity and imagination are running high in you right now.  You can use it to think of extra special gifts for your friends, get your Martha Stewart on and experiment with the culinary arts, or find more ways to avoid that paper.  Do what you will.

Aquarius
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
You’re known for your sweet character and accommodating personality, but now is not the time to spend all your energy on other people’s wishes.  Get your priorities in order first, then feel free to celebrate as much as you like.

Pisces
(Feb. 19-March 20):
Even though it’s tempting to go the easy route and send a mass email with holiday greetings, resist the urge.  People will appreciate a personalized email much more than something that looks like it’s been forwarded around the world a thousand times already.

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