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Aries
(March 21-April 19):
Bad news: your turkey gets stuck in the oven and doesn’t come out until after the guests are there and are starving. People start calling you the Grinch of Thanksgiving.

Taurus
(April 20-May 20):
Your significant other will pay special attention to you…that is, until the football game is on. Stay in the kitchen for this time period, trust me.

Gemini
(May 21-June 21):
Dear Gemini, your special someone will be at the table this year among the family and feast. Take this time to be truly thankful this Thanksgiving.

Cancer
(June 22-July 22):
You remember how badly the pilgrims treated the Native Americans during Thanksgiving and lose any wish to give thanks this holiday. You ask yourself, give thanks to what?

Leo
(July 23-Aug. 22):
Be bold at this time. You have much to be thankful for. You are in good terms with your family, work place as well as a secret admirer. Hold off on hanging up the mistletoe, however.

Virgo
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
Not only will you burn the turkey, but the yams fall to pieces and the cranberry sauce is lacking any flavor.   Sorry!

Libra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 23):
Give yourself credit. You deserve to go home to your family this Thanksgiving. You need their support and love during this time Libra. Let them in and all will be well.

Scorpio
(Oct. 24-Nov. 21):
It’s a time of reflection for you Scorpio. You remember making those turkeys tracing your hands way back in elementary school. Be thankful for such memories. Later at the table you will have a lot to talk about.

Sagittarius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
It is your month dear Sagittarius. You will not have to cook any of the Thanksgiving feast! Be wary of the family cooking however. This might upset your daily cycle.

Capricorn
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
When you fly home for Thanksgiving your plane will be delayed. You still make the desert though! A thick piece of pumpkin pie awaits!

Aquarius
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
You will dream of angry turkeys attacking you at your kitchen table. They have joined together to form a resistance against the typical Thanksgiving feast. Perhaps get a turducken this year..

Pisces
(Feb. 19-March 20):
You will be forced to cook the entire meal yourself and your favorite dish will be gone before you get to it. Lighten up though, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is on TV!

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