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Aries
(March 21-April 19):
Midterms are coming! Time to run and hide, or stand and  fight. Time to channel your inner Leonidas.

Taurus
(April 20-May 20):
Cold weather ruins time out-and-about so put down the Xbox controller and hit the gym! You’ll thank me later.

Gemini
(May 21-June 21):
A shift in the stars bodes well for your love life. Ask that cute classmate of yours out on a date. The cosmos promise a good time.

cancer
(June 22-July 22):
It’s Oscars Week. Take a hint and act a bit out of character. Don’t worry, your professors won’t mind, much.
Leo
(July 23-Aug. 22):
Do something crazy and join a club on campus. The basketball teams winning will carry you onward in your endeavors. You’ll be as successful as the Dons have been.

Virgo
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
The rumors of snow got you all excited and now you’re left without your winter wonderland. Don’t worry, Tahoe is only a short trip away, so treat yourself to a fun trip and shred some snow.

Libra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 23):
OMG! The new spring clothing lines are about to come out so you know what that means…. SALES! Take a tumble downtown and take advantage.

Scorpio
(Oct. 24-Nov. 21):
Life can get you down but you “gotta get back in the ring Rock!” and show the world that you are the real deal. The rewards will be worth the battle.

Sagittarius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
It’s tax time. Go ahead a send that hard earned tax refund back into the economy and treat yourself to some R&R.

Capricorn
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Play ball! Spring training opened up this week. Take heed and start off strong. I suggest sunflower seeds, bubble gum and Gatorade; it’s going to be a long season.

Aquarius
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Long nights spent out with your friends are wearing you down. Spring is close which means sunshine is a’ coming so rest up and get ready for some fun in the sun.

Pisces
(Feb. 19-March 20):
Spring break is close so grab your textbooks, head to Gleeson and study hard. Then enjoy your break. May I suggest Disneyland?

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